Not quite. The fits have matured. I'm having one tonight. You have to read Luke 7:36-50.
For some reason, I can't get into this story. Everything strikes me as "hifreakinlarious."
- How did the sinful woman get into the Pharisee's house? Was she there all along? Didn't anyone notice? Did she crash the party?
- The Pharisee asks himself, "If this man were a prophet..." Does he think prophets predict the future? No wonder no one listened to the prophets.
- If the sinful woman came prepared with jars of ointments, how come she forgot a towel? There are times when I've been in restrooms where there are no towels. Not once, never, ever, did it ever occur to me, to wipe my hands on my hair. Furthermore, I don't think hair is a very effective drying agent. Why didn't she use her skirt like a normal woman? Didn't they use napkins, back in the day
Can't help wonder if she also gives manicures, along with the pedicures.....
h/t to Kat